I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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