Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
im on a boat
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