did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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