dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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