i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
