I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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