I'm pants shitting drunk right now
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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