I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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