This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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