You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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