The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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