Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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