found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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