i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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