I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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