he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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