I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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