what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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