somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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