Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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