haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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