who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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