I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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