their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
