are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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