I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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