I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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