She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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