Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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