last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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