i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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