My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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