Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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