I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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