just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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