There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You took a bar mat shot.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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