operation have a gay friend backfired
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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