By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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