I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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