I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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