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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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(817): View more from Texas

I really wanna talk..

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if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!

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(440): View more from Ohio

I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.

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