Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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