Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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