This girl is more easily done than said...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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