Whoa Z and x make the same sound
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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