i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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