PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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