we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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