break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
