Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
